WATCH YOUR BACK

Apparently I'll F you up in your sleep.

NEW TABLE OF THE COFFEE NATURE

Saturday, with the help of Mr. J, I refinished this old factory cart for my new coffee table. Cleaned up the metal, sanded the top, added two new-to-the-cart casters and rubbed the wood down with oil real nice like.

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SIT

[X]

NEW TATTOO SMELL

Ribs part II done. And a first at the shop, I got a bonus mustache styling while Mr. S was working on me by cute a straight edge hairdresser waiting for her turn in the chair.

NO STEERING REQUIRED

A BIKE RIDE

Just because my elbow is fractured doesn't mean I can't ride a bike, just means I can't steer. Hooray for the tandem.

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SO

[THE CRIB] I really, really want to sell my place and buy one of these.

BENETTI'S COFFEE EXPERIENCE

Should you find yourself in Kansas City, check out the rebranding I recently finished for Benetti's. These are just a couple of shots of the new 2nd location drive thru signs...I can't wait to see the new packaging produced.

MAJOR LAZER

[GET FREE] (feat. Amber of Dirty Projectors)

BROWNS

[FOR THE SAINTS]

IMPULSE IS TERRIBLE & AWESOME

I just order new living room furniture I've not seen in person or sat in because I am dumb.

A BIKELESS RIDE

Not being able to ride with my bum arm, these kind humans were swell enough not to leave me out of last night's ride...and so we walked. Good times. Good friends.

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BRUNCH

MR. DOG-TURD HAND No. 4

[TTG]

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LEARNING THINGS

1. Pain pills make me dizzy and nauseous.
2. Cashiers are really sympathetic to a guy in a sling.
3. Using my left hand to sign things makes me look retarded.

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SOME STRANGE FOLKS ON THE STREET THIS MORNING

Downtown STL is full of NRA convention dwellers and Cardinal opening day folks. Walking to work this morning was a strange mixture.

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RADIAL HEAD

Fractured.

POSSIBLY BROKEN & BROKEN

So there is a 60/40 chance my right arm is broken...for now I'll call it sprained and take the terrible night's sleep. But just look at that view. Mr. P and I found us a new riding spot just across the ol' Mississippi. And look at those handlebars (yes that is the other half in my left hand), goddamn train tracks. You can see my half-bar-6-inch patch job for the terrible ride home.

We'll see how the day goes as to whether or not I go to a doctor. For now I need to find new handlebars and quietly weep. On the up side, I got my shirt on this morning in under 3 minutes and I'm learning to be left handed.

THINGS & SUCH

Guitar Wolf... saw them on Thursday. Awesome.
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Crossed... read Volumes 1 & 2. Real good like.
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The Road... watched it last night. Eh.
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EASTER

My parents' backyard, waiting for my brother to get out of the canoe.
GET OUT OF THE CANOE.

THE SIMPSONS AT CHERNOBYL

[VIDEO]

KING TUFF

[WILD DESIRE]

MOVING ON

As of 8:00am CST this morning, the Shoot Paul warehouse is officially out of our hands. Project super officially over. Next.

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MR. DOG-TURD HAND No. 3

[TTG]