I NEED TO DO THIS

DIRTY PROJECTORS + DAVID BYRNE MP3

[KNOTTY PINE]...seems like a good song to enjoy a finally rainless afternoon.

FUN FACT FRIDAY

YOU'RE A BANANA

My personal favorites...Man Bear Pig, Phillip Frey from Futurama, and Marty McFly from Back to the Future III. Oh...and fixed gear Pee Wee.

GREEN BEAN MP3

[GREEN BEAN]...

SO HOW 'BOUT THAT WEATHER HUH?

I fucking hate the rain...its been raining for 63 days straight now. Well that's not true...either statement. I hate having to do things when its raining and despite what you may believe, I am not a weatherman...if I could sit inside, drink coffee, chain smoke and look out the window while its raining, I would love it. But I do indeed have to do things, so yeah, right now I fucking hate the rain.

HALLOWEEN MIX MP3

Need something to loop as you hand out candy this Saturday that's not dookie retarded screams and whatnot...try [THIS]...eerie, long and still in taste of good music.

THE MANTLES MP3s

[BAD DESIGN]
[DON'T LIE]

HOAX OR NOT...HEADS UP

[SOBRIETY CHECKPOINTS IN STL TONIGHT]

JACKSON ANALOGUE MP3

MOTHER F'ER

The Queers are playing at [THE FIREBIRD] tomorrow night...had no idea.

FROM DEAD OF THE CLASS

If nothing else, watch the ending sequence...


[ACTUAL SHOTS HERE]

WOULD BE COOL

To do on my next go round...[CHECK IT].

BLAMO

[BLAMO TOYS]

METRO LINK PROM

Shitty weather for it, but its tonight...

DESIGN DOUCHE MOMENT

What the hell is up with the type on the bottom of this ad. Copy itself is great, type layout...awful...really, who the F thought yep, perfect...let's go to print.

LISSY TRULLIE MP3

Saw these kats awhile back...so I've got a thing for girl leads...whatever, still good in concert.

INK TONIGHT

Excitement is in the air...Tonight I finish my back...well, at least for now.

SECOND STAR MP3

[RAVENS]...right click to download.

Full album 'Teeth' [AVAILABLE HERE].

SUPER HERO PHOTOGRAPHY

...great concept by [AGAN HARAHAP]

GREGORY FUCKSUS DAILY

So I received a lovely notice a few days ago from the government which politely reminded me I'm a scumbag and I'd neglected to pay some city taxes. Well one complicated form later along with a bit of mathematic wonder, I came up with $38 + $12 in late fees and penalties...great...thanks government. So, I figure in another 6 months I'll get another polite reminder of my ignorance letting me know I filled out their impossible form wrong.

They apparently know I owe them money, why not just tell me how f'n much? "Because they'd have to do it for everyone..." Bullshit answer imaginary interwebs voice that sounds like every girl I impersonate. They have to check up on us anyway....because I guarantee I get that form back in the mail.

WE ARE WOLVES - HOLDING HANDS

We Are Wolves || Holding Hands music video from Dare To Care Records on Vimeo.

REMOVED CONTENT...

Something was here at one point...it is no longer here.

DIAMOND RINGS MP3

[ALL YR SONGS]...right click to download.

BEATEN AWAKE MP3

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND BUILDS THINGS LIKE A RETARDED JESUS?

This guy. Tomorrow a group of us are volunteering on a build for Habitat for Humanity in beautiful Saint Louis. Not really sure what to expect...should be fun though.

GHOSTLAND OBSERVATORY

Free show...tonight at [THE PAGEANT].

Doors at 7, show at 8.

EARS

Super dope art...[EARS TO THE GROUND]

LOVE MP3

[SEVEN 7 SEVEN IS]

FRIDAY . OCTOBER 16

"Breakfast Club meets Night of the Living Dead, in this new series. High School photos are presented before and after zombies attack." ...yep, in. See yall kids there.

Friday, Oct. 16 - 6-Mid @ 3016 Locust Street // STL, MO 63103

AND I THINK I SHOULD SEE THIS

I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE ONE

Playable NES console built into an NES cartridge.

"Now, you may ask how he fit an entire NES inside a cartridge – the answer is simple – airz’ NESp - which isn’t a real Nintendo console. It’s actually one of those cheap Chinese PMPs that happens to be able to emulate NES games. But that doesn’t make it any less cool in my book. And apparently it can also play Game Boy and Game Boy Color games as an added bonus. And movies, MP3s and even receives FM radio to boot. Airz even preserved the portable’s video-out port so he can play games on a television too."

WHITE DENIM MP3

CRANKSGIVING 2009

BRIMSTONE HOWL MP3

[SUICIDE BLUES]

DRAWING IS THINKING

MILTON GLASER DRAWS & LECTURES from C. Coy on Vimeo.

TANFFA ALLEYCAT RACE RESULTS

Alright...

It was a short course (~10 miles) with 5 checkpoints...burned down church by the Contemporary, porta potty at Jefferson and Clark, Vess Bottle (in the midst of Ram's tailgaters), beginning of the Graffiti Wall and the alley behind the Tin Can. Each checkpoint had a different colored rock that was a mandatory grab, one for each racer. Also at each checkpoint were the optional red items...worth either time off or cash or both. These red items you ask? A stuffed teddy bear, a suitcase, a tv, cinder block, bricks, 2 x 4, these asshole heavy stones, tennis racket, etc. Racer that finished with the best adjusted time based off the items wins.

1st place & $60 went to Lee
2nd place & $20 went to Ryan (who also received $5 for a marked item)
3rd place & $5 went to Cole (who also got $10 for a marked goose)
DFL & $2 went to Jordan (who I think actually DQ'd but the fact that he stopped to hang out with Rams tailgaters, eat their brats and drink their beer and then got lost and went to Soulard's Oktoberfest for another beer...that qualified him for the $2)

The actual order of the field..
Cole
Lee
Walker
Christine
Ben
Ryan
Paul- DQ
Alex
Eugene
Matt
Keith
Evenn
Jordan

I am surprised that out of the 22 or so red items, they were all carried back...I had a blast. Thanks to everyone that came out, thanks to all the racers, thanks to Mr. R and Ms. J and Ms. HL. And a big thanks to my building for not calling the cops. Much fun was had.

NICE LITTLE SHORT

[HERE]...

I F'ING HATE KISS

These uniquely retarded M&M candies will only be available at Walmart...classy you F heads.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

Bring a carrying mechanism of sorts...that's all I'm saying. See you at the start.

SICK OF SICKNESS

...I want to feel like my head is not 4 feet wide again...or I want to be a giant with a 4 foot head.

UP IN THE AIR

[CHECK IT]...filmed in Saint Louis.

ALLEYCAT SUNDAY OCT 11

Spoke cards are just about done...




[FLYER HERE]

CURTIS HARVEY MP3

OS MUTANTES MP3

[BAT MACUMBA]

AH...THE GOOD OL' DAYS OF SHOOTPAUL

Remember ShootPaul.com? Yeah, me too...and I miss it.

LAPTOP

Pretty neato idea.

GONNA BE SWEET ASS

My friend Ms. J wants me to paint her bike...So its been decided that I'm going to paint it flat white and then I'll do black patterns like the sketch above over as much as possible...then we'll clear coat the f'er. It'll be a pain in the ass, but it'll be worth it. Won't start for a week or two, but I'll post pics of progress once we start...

THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Playing for free tonight on the main stage of the Taste of Saint Louis.
10:00pm...

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. So...a friend of a friend's bike fell off the back rack of his car on the interstate the other night. Sadly, these are the only pieces he could find after being run over multiple times by big rigs...

I F'ING LOVE NETFLIX

I've got the crappy low-level-one-disk-at-a-time...despite that, I'll be receiving 2 disks apparently since America is on a consumer filled need it now mentality (and I'm not saying I'm not).

And if you haven't seen Trailer Park Boys...no its not gay porn...you unfortunately must have terrible taste in shows.

TANFFA ALLEYCAT RACE

CHOP CUP

[WATCH THIS]...and make sure to check out the flickr link below the video.