30 June 2008

GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT



Just registered...

23 June 2008

BRIMSTONE HOWL MP3


The raddest thing to ever come out of Nebraska...

[ONE QUICK MINUTE]

SKYVIEW RIDE

Saturday's ride to the Sky View drive-in in Belleville was fantabulous to say the least.

To sum up the ride... There were two spills, none serious. A few flats, quickly fixed. Numerous tall cans. A whole lot of friendly East Saint Louis residents. One big ass Cousin Cooter's Come Back Sammich from Big Mama's BBQ (best thing I've ever eaten in my life). One super pissed of cursing fellow who is apparently a horrible parent that hates bicycles. My first drive-in experience. A movie. Quite a few songs and songs turned into acronyms. A Metro Link car full of bikes and a singing Brian. And one hell of a time.

The 27 mile route was surprisingly easy and flat with the exception of one monstrous two part hill...but still nothing too treacherous, though there was a point once I reached the top of the hill that I was pretty sure I might throw up. Many thanks to Mr. Utz for his planning and efforts.

I unfortunately jumped off the Metro downtown so I could get my ever so patient dog outside to poo. The rest of the group made their way on to the CWE for continued funness.

Awesome.

20 June 2008

A NEW TANDEM





So...I just bought this little gem. Can't wait to go pick it up and give it a whirl to make sure its race ready for the Tour de Donut.

19 June 2008

THE IGUANAS (IGGGY POP) MP3


[SLOW DOWN]

TOUR DE DONUT


Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Tour de Donut bicycle race is a spoof of the "Tour de France". The "race" starts with a mass start and is led/paced to the boundary of Staunton IL by the Staunton Police. The route has varied slightly from year-to-year do to road conditions/construction and is over rolling terrain with two donut stops. Riders must stop at the two checkpoint stations (donut stops). Donut consumption is not mandatory, however, a five minute bonus is awarded for each donut consumed and recorded. After the race placement awards are presented for best Elapsed Time, Adjusted Time and Most Donuts Eaten. Door/Attendance prizes and a grand prize are also awarded.

EVERY RIDER MUST WEAR A HELMET FOR THE EVENT
ON-LINE REGISTRATION REQUIRED
NO RACE DAY REGISTRATION

[REGISTER]

Anyone down?

RIDE A BIKE AND WATCH A MOVIE

This Saturday is the ride to Belleville to the drive-in... ride leaves Turtle Park at 5:00. Drive-in gates open at 7:00PM. First movies start at 9:00PM.

Movie choices this weekend:
Get Smart
The Strangers
Kung Fu Panda
The Incredible Hulk



Last night's Underwear Pool Party of Destiny was apparently the largest Fiasco yet, boasting numbers above 240. Good times. I am sleepy.

18 June 2008

WOMEN MP3

I give to you a taste of Philly's punk rock...enjoy.

[STRANGLER]

UNDER WHERE?

[SUMMERTIME UNDERWEAR POOL PARTY OF DESTINY 2008] ride is tonight. We leave turtle Park at 11pm sharp. We probably won't have any fun...but maybe you should come anyway, just in case we do.

[LAST YEAR'S RIDE]

11 June 2008

TOYNBEE TILES







Ever seen these in the downtown Lou? I remember reading about these awhile back...

Located at:
8th & Market
6th & Olive
7th & Market (2)

THE RADIO KNIVES MP3s



[DON'T LET ME GO]
[BAD FEELIN]

09 June 2008

WHERE WE DO WHAT WE DO



Cool little voyeuristic-like site...no its not porno....its work.
[WHERE WE DO]

KEYBOARD PANTS CONCEPT


Might possibly be one of the most retarded ideas I've seen in quite some time...now your cock can be your home row...

[FUBIZ]

FLESHTONES MP3s



[GOING BACK TO SCHOOL]
[SHINEY HINEY]

RECAP OF YE OL' END OF WEEK


Friday was Art Dimension's ArtD Tour Gallery walk.

Saturday, I worked on my classy belly sunburn pool side with free booze and food courtesy of my buddy's apartment complex. Apparently...the sun, its hot. Good times, minus the amount of feces that wanted to leave my body due to the excessive amount of free BBQ I consumed.

So I've got this bike right...I rode it. Sunday rode from downtown to Atomic Cowboy to meet up with home slice Mr. R, from there we ended up in the Central West End at some art fair that wasn't quite open yet, to Smoothie King in the Loop, to a bike shop that is no longer open off of Clayton, then off to REI on Brentwood, to a random ass park in the industrial court off of Hanley for a couple of warm brews and shade, to El Scorcho which was closed, so down the street to Schlafly Bottle Works for some bison and then back home downtown. Good times good times.

02 June 2008

JEREMIAH THE INNOCENT TOYS


Coming soon...
Apparently produced by At Arms, they retail for about $99 and are in limited runs : Green (250 pieces) White (350 pieces) Yellow (250 pieces). You can contact the store Cardboardspaceship to reserve one once they are releases.
[TOY CULTURE]